Imagine My Surprise!The swashbuckling actor Robert Taylor could handle a bullwhip fairly credibly!
I spent part of this rainy and blustery Sunday indoors, indulging one of my guilty pleasures - old adventure movies.
There was the goateed Robert Taylor in the 1955 "Quentin Durward," wooing Kay Kendall in Cinemascope and waving his sword wildly at every noble opportunity. As he thwarted yet another attempt to murder him in a stable, he seized a conveniently placed bullwhip (looked like a 6- or 7-footer) and used it in a slashing attack against his would-be assassin, knocking his helmet off and carving a streak across his forehead.
I was immediately sitting straight up, narrating the action to myself like some ringside radio sports hack from the 1940s:
"It looks like he's got a stockwhip or a bullwhip, folks, and here comes a blistering series of Circus Cracks. As the camera pulls back, we see him pulling the whip around his body with his hand sailing over his head to start a 3-crack sequence of Overhand Cracks from both sides of his body. He keeps the whip moving, he does not hit himself, he is fearless and unflinching, his foot position is pure perfection and - oh! Oh!
The bane of every whip cracker has just happened, folks!
His whip has wrapped around a beam in the stable ceiling! What will he do? Will he swing down with the whip's thong tightly gripped with both hands in some improbable homage to the Hunchback of Notre Dame, or will he come up with some other unlikely magic in this pre-CGI production?"
And lo and behold, our brave Scotsman-cum-Californian takes the handle of the whip and swings it toward his attacker. As the bad guy is distracted by the object sailing at his face, our hero leaps at his armored killer, using the chaos to his own advantage.
I was pleased to see the director allowed the whip, even in its brief appearance, to do what a whip can really do, which was certainly more than dramatic enough for the moment. Frankly, it was a bit of a jolt to see such a moment of reality in an otherwise piece of fictional froth which asked me to believe that Robert Morley was actually King Louis XI of France (no matter what role he plays, he is always and ever Robert Morley to me).
It was a postcard from the Universe, like the one that showed me Akim Tamiroff''s unexpected expertise with a whip (see earlier post). So well done, Mr. Taylor - you could act and crack a whip at the same time with conviction. And in so doing, you brightened an otherwise gloomy Sunday afternoon for this viewer.